"The Israelites" Laughing So Hard I'm Crying

OK, first, read these lyrics:

(lyrics by Desmond Dekker - who dresses sharp, baby)

Get up in the morning slaving for bread sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Oooh, oooh mi israelites.
Mi wife an ma kids them a pack up an a leave me
Darling she said I was yours to be seen
Oooh, oooh mi israelites
Who am I workin for?
Cho! shirt dem a tear-up trousers a go
I dont wan to end up like bonny and clyde
Oooh, oooh mi israelites
After a storm there must be a calm
Uou catch me in your farm, you sound your alarm
Oooh, oooh mi israelites

Then, watch this Maxell commercial. It's hilarious:




Then, watch the real thing. Excellent, and somewhat hilarious, but great, too: